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Prime Fodder

Paninis

Baxter

£3.30/£2.30

Ham, mature cheddar and butter.

Beefcake

£4.70/£3.70

Roast beef, smoked cheese, chargrilled peppers, red onion, mayo and horseradish.

Child of the Goat

£4.00/£3.00

Goat’s cheese, chargrilled peppers, chargrilled aubergine, lemon juice and basil.

Firewalker

£4.80/£3.80

Chilli oil, chillies, sun-dried tomatoes, smoked turkey, lemon juice, mature cheddar, red onions and a hint of garlic.

Firewalker Deluxe

£5.20/£4.20

A Firewalker with added bacon, tabasco and cayenne pepper.

Iron Monger

£4.00/£3.00

Tuna, mayo, mature cheddar, cherry vine tomatoes, red onion and mixed leaves.

Knox

£3.80/£2.80

Ham, mature cheddar, cherry vine tomatoes and butter.

Loggins

£5.00/£4.00

Goat’s cheese, chargrilled peppers, olives, red onion, pine nuts, sun-dried tomatoes, basil, rosemary oil and balsamic vinegar.

Lovely Nancy

£4.00/£3.00

Mozzarella, cherry vine tomatoes, basil, balsamic vinegar and olive oil.

Man From Iran

£4.80/£3.80

Roast free range chicken breast, chargrilled peppers, red onion, smoked cheese, chillies, chilli oil, lime juice, tabasco, cayenne pepper and a hint of garlic.

Mr Bolland's Cutlass

£4.20/£5.20

Free range roast chicken, house BBQ sauce, roast ham, red onion, swiss and shredded cos.

Reubens

£4.50/£3.50

Pastrami, mayo, american mustard, dill pickle, swiss and sauerkraut.

Smith

£4.00/£3.00

Ham, mature cheddar, cherry vine tomatoes, red onion and butter.

Stoofa

£4.30/£3.30

Free range roast chicken breast, mayo, sage, thyme, red onion, balsamic vinegar and lemon juice.

Stoofa Cheese

£4.60/£3.60

The Stoofa with added mature cheddar.

Stoofa Deluxe

£5.00/£4.00

The Stoofa with added bacon and mature cheddar.

Stoofa Max

£5.50/£4.50

The Stoofa with added bacon, mature cheddar and pastrami.

Tree

£4.30/£3.30

Pastrami, swiss cheese, mozzarella, dijon mustard and mayo.

Veggie Firewalker

£4.80/£3.80

The Firewalker with chargrilled peppers instead of the turkey

Wiggins

£3.00/£2.00

Mature cheddar, cherry vine tomatoes and butter.

Woman From Iran

£4.80/£3.80

The Man From Iran with chargrilled aubergine instead of chicken.

Wooden Treat

£5.00/£4.00

Tomato relish, milano salami, mozzarella, red onion, artichoke hearts, chargrilled peppers and rocket.

Bagels

Harpoon Mk III

£5.00/£4.00

Breaded chicken escalope, lime mayo, cucumber, shredded cos, thai dressing and sweet chilli sauce.

Man From Atlantis

£5.20/£4.20

Tuna, red onion, parsley, lemon zest & juice, balsamic, olives, parmesan, chilli, dill pickle and sundried tomato.

Meat For The Beast V

£4.50/£3.50

Aberdeen Angus beef burger, bacon, blue cheese, rocket mayo and rocket.

Operation

£5.00/£4.00

House caesar dressing, free range roast chicken, red onion, thyme, balsamic, parmesan and lemon juice.

Serious Operation

£5.50/£4.50

The Operation with added bacon and free range organic egg.

Something For The Ladies

£4.80/£3.80

Avocado, spring onion, coriander, parsley, chilli, lime mayo, bacon and cherry tomato.

Thar She Blows

£4.50/£3.50

Haggis, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Uncle Frank

£4.80/£3.80

Tarragon mayo, bacon, free range roast chicken, vine tomato, leaves and balsamic.

Witchfynder

£4.00/£3.00

Chilli mayo, chorizo, spring onions and smoke cheese.

Witchfynder General

£5.20/£4.20

The Witchfynder with added free range roast chicken and shredded cos.

Wrathbone

£4.80/£3.80

Sausage, tomato relish, swiss, red onion, american mustard.

Steak

Steak I

£4.80/£3.80

Steak, english mustard, swiss and red onion.

Steak II

£4.50/£3.50

Steak, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Steak III

£4.50/£3.50

Steak, english mustard and gorgonzola.

Steak IV

£4.80/£3.80

Steak, chilies, red onion, mature cheddar and dill pickle

Classic Toasties

Classic Toastie I

£2.20

Sausage, mature cheddar and worcester sauce.

Classic Toastie II

£2.20

Mozzarella, pesto and tomato.

Classic Toastie III

£2.20

Roast ham, cheddar and tomato.

Classic Toastie IV

£2.20

Red onion marmalade, mature cheddar and stilton

Salads

Caesar

£4.00/£3.00

Little gem, red onion, thyme, parmesan, lemon juice, house caesar dressing, balsamic and croutons

Chicken Caesar

£4.80/£3.80

The Caesar with free range roast chicken.

Full Caesar

£5.20/£4.20

The Caesar with free range roast chicken, bacon and free range organic poached egg.

Greek

£5.00/£4.00

Olives, feta, red onion, oregano, red pepper, cucumber, cherry tomato, lemon juice and mixed leaves.

Baked Beans

Nuclear Beans

£3.50

Heinz beans, diced red onion, cayenne, tabasco, worcester sauce, mature cheddar with toasted ciabatta.

Taxi For Browne

£5.00

The Nuclear Beans with added sausage, bacon and a free range organic poached egg.

Taxi Para Diego

£5.00

The Nuclear Beans with added chorizo, sweet smoked paprika and garlic ciabatta.

Soup

Soup

£2.00/£2.60/£3.00

Daily freshly made soup, served with crusty french bread.

Stew

£2.60/£3.00/£3.50

Regular freshly made stew, served with crusty french bread.

Salad prices are for sit-in/take-away
Soup and stew prices are for small/medium/large

Sandwiches

Old School

All Day Breakfast

£3.70

Chargrilled sausage, bacon, egg, sage, mayo, seasoning.

B.L.T.

£3.00

Crispy bacon, cherry vine tomatoes, mixed leaves, mayo, balsamic vinegar, pepper.

Beef I

£2.10

Roast beef, horseradish, red onion, seasoning.

Beef III

£2.50

Roast beef, English mustard, roasted onions, seasoning.

C.L.T.

£3.00

Sliced roast chicken breast, cherry vine tomatoes, mixed leaves, mayo, balsamic vinegar, seasoning.

Club

£3.50

Roast chicken breast, crispy bacon, cherry vine tomatoes, hard boiled egg, mayo, balsamic vinegar, black pepper

Eggo

£2.00

Free range egg mayo, seasoning.

Old Faithful I

£1.80

Mature cheddar, ploughman’s pickle, black pepper.

Old Faithful II

£2.20

Mature cheddar, ham, ploughman’s pickle, black pepper.

Blatantly Veggie

Cable Car

£3.10

Rocket mayo, wholegrain mustard, mature cheddar, red onions, cucumber, cherry vine tomatoes, mixed leaves, lemon juice, balsamic vinegar, seasoning.

Child Of The Goat

£3.00

Goat’s cheese, chargrilled peppers, chargrilled aubergines, fresh basil and lemon juice.

Houmous Special

£2.60

Houmous, olives, sundried tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, mixed leaves, black pepper.

Progressive

Banjo

£3.20

Crispy bacon, feta cheese, cherry vine tomatoes, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, seasoning.

Beef II

£2.60

Roast beef, sliced chillies, mature cheddar, red onion, dill pickle, seasoning.

Chorizo Special

£2.80

Chargrilled chorizo, cream cheese, cayenne pepper and sunblushed tomato

Daisy Duke

£3.20

Crispy bacon, cream cheese, cherry vine tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar, pepper

Eggo II

£2.80

Free range egg mayo, crispy bacon, tabasco, cayenne pepper, seasoning.

Eggo III

£2.80

Curried free range egg mayo, spring onions, grated mature cheddar, shredded cos, seasoning.

Mean Streak

£2.80

Sliced French brie, ham, red onion marmalade, black pepper.

Milano Favourite

£3.00

Olive paté, Milano salami, sundried tomatoes, dill pickle, Parmesan shavings, fresh basil, balsamic vinegar, black pepper.

No Mean Sandwich

£3.00

Ham, blue cheese, dill pickle, red onion, seasoning.

Oh...Chikado!

£3.00

Sliced roast chicken, avocado, flat-leaved parsley, spring onion, cherry vine tomatoes, mature cheddar, mayo, lemon juice, paprika, seasoning.

Operation

£3.20

Roast chicken, red onion, thyme, mixed leaves, Parmesan shavings, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, seasoning, house Caesar dressing.

Pastrami Special

£2.80

Pastrami, cream cheese, chillies, dill pickle.

Medieval

Bird Of Prey

£3.20

Chargrilled sausage, BBQ sauce, Swiss cheese, red onion, shredded cos, cherry vine tomatoes, seasoning.

Burn The Witch

£3.00

Houmous, chorizo, chargrilled peppers, sliced chilli, mixed leaves, red onion, squeeze of lime, seasoning.

Dragon Slayer

£3.00

Cream cheese, sliced chillies, chargrilled chorizo, smoked turkey, sundried tomatoes, tabasco, lemon juice, pinch of cayenne, seasoning.

Drown The Witch

£3.00

Roast chicken, shredded cos, spring onions, curried mayo, chillies, seasoning.

Nautical

Batten Down The Hatches

£3.50

Pesto, rocket, sundried tomatoes, goat’s cheese, Milano salami, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, seasoning.

Cat O'Nine Tails

£3.30

Lime & coriander mayo, rocket, sliced roast chicken breast, cherry vine tomatoes, seasoning.

Mr Bolland's Cutlass

£3.00

House barbeque sauce, ham, roast chicken, Swiss cheese, red onions, seasoning.

Miscellaneous

Salads

Baked Beans

Soup

Soup

£2.00/£2.60/£3.00

A selection of home-made soup, served with crusty french bread.

Stew

£3.00/£3.60/£4.00

A selection of home-made stew, served with crusty french bread.

Salad prices are for sit-in/take-away
Soup and stew prices are for small/medium/large

Breakfast

Rolls

Bacon

£1.70

Sausage

£1.70

Haggis

£1.70

Stornoway Black Pudding

£1.80

Tattie Scone

£1.20

Egg

£1.75

Poached, scrambled or fried.

Extra Meat

£0.80

Add extra bacon, sausage, haggis or Stornoway black pudding (£1.00) to your roll.

Extra Veg

£0.50

Add onions, mushrooms or a tattie scone to your roll.

More Substantial

Manfosh

£3.20

A lightly toasted bagel with bacon, melted cheddar, a poached egg and brown sauce.

French Toast

£3.50

With bacon and maple syrup or fresh fruit and maple syrup.

Belgian Waffles

From £2.00

With a selection of toppings.

Porridge

£1.50

Porridge

£1.80

With fruit or honey.

Porridge

£2.00

With maple syrup.

Toast

Toast

£0.60

Jams and spreads

£0.20

Jam, peanut butter, marmalade, marmite and chocolate spread

Drinks

Hot

Americano

£1.50/£1.70/£1.90

Cappuccino

£1.70/£2.00/£2.30

Latte

£1.70/£2.00/£2.30

Mocha

£1.70/£2.20/£2.40

Hot Chocolate

£1.50/£1.70/£2.00

Tea

£0.75/£1.00/£1.20

We have a wide selection of different teas, including: Tetley, Earl Grey, peppermint, camomile, lemon & ginger and more.

Espresso

£1.30/£1.60

Macchiato

£1.35/£1.65

Extra Shot

£0.40

Smoothies

Moore

£2.20

Mackie's ice cream, mango and pineapple juice.

Thomas

£2.20

Mackie's ice cream, raspberries, strawberries, cranberry juice and a squeeze of lime.

Monkhouse

£2.20

Blueberries, strawberries, passion fruit, banana and orange juice.

Feldman

£2.20

Kiwi fuit, passion fuit, banana and pineapple juice.

Speedwagon

£2.20

Mackie's ice cream, Oreo cookies and milk.

Cold

Cans

£0.80

Coke, Diet Coke, 7-Up, Ginger Beer, Irn-Bru and Diet Irn-Bru.

Fresh Orange Juice

£1.50

Made fresh in the shop every day.

Fruit Juice

£1.00

Orange, pineapple and cranberry.

Bottled Water

£0.80

Still or sparkling.

Hot drinks prices are small/medium/large

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