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Paninis

Baxter

£2.40/£3.50

Ham, mature cheddar and butter.

Beefcake

£3.90/£5.00

Roast beef, smoked cheese, chargrilled peppers, red onion, mayo and horseradish.

Child of the Goat

£3.80/£4.90

Goat’s cheese, chargrilled peppers, chargrilled aubergine, lemon juice and basil.

Firewalker

£3.80/£4.90

Smoked turkey, mature cheddar, red onion, sun-dried tomato, chillies, chilli oil and lemon juice.

Firewalker Deluxe

£4.20/£5.30

A Firewalker with added bacon, tabasco and cayenne pepper.

Iron Monger

£3.30/£4.40

Tuna mayo, Swiss cheese, cherry tomato, red onion, cucumber and mixed leaves.

Knox

£2.80/£3.90

Ham, mature cheddar, cherry tomato and butter.

Loggins

£4.00/£5.10

Goat’s cheese, chargrilled peppers, olives, red onion, pine nuts, sun-dried tomatoes, basil, rosemary oil and balsamic vinegar.

Lovely Nancy

£3.00/£4.10

Mozzarella, cherry tomato, basil, balsamic vinegar and olive oil.

Man From Iran

£4.20/£5.30

Roast chicken, smoked cheese, chargrilled peppers, red onion, courgette, chillies, chilli oil, lime juice, Tabasco, and cayenne pepper.

Mr Bolland's Cutlass

£4.20/£5.30

Roast chicken, roast ham, Swiss cheese, red onion, shredded cos lettuce and house BBQ sauce.

Reubens

£4.00/£5.10

Pastrami, swiss cheese, dill pickle, sauerkraut, mayo and American mustard.

Stoofa

£3.70/£4.80

Roast chicken, red onion, mayo, sage, thyme, balsamic vinegar and lemon juice.

Stoofa Cheese

£4.10/£5.20

The Stoofa with added mature cheddar.

Stoofa Deluxe

£4.50/£5.60

The Stoofa with added bacon and mature cheddar.

Stoofa Max

£5.40/£6.50

The Stoofa with added pastrami, bacon and mature cheddar.

Tree

£3.80/£4.90

Pastrami, Swiss cheese, mozzarella, Dijon mustard and mayo.

Veggie Firewalker

£3.80/£4.90

The Firewalker with chargrilled peppers instead of turkey.

Wiggins

£2.10/£3.20

Mature cheddar, cherry tomato and butter.

Woman From Iran

£4.20/£5.30

The Man From Iran with chargrilled aubergine instead of chicken.

Bagels

Harpoon Mk II

£4.00/£5.10

Roast chicken, cucumber, shredded cos lettuce, lime mayo, thai dressing and sweet chilli sauce.

Meat For The Beast V

£4.50/£5.60

Aberdeen Angus beef burger, bacon, stilton, rocket mayo and rocket.

Meathammer

£4.30/£5.40

MacSweens haggis, chorizo, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Nachthexen

£4.00/£5.10

Stornoway black pudding, chorizo, goats cheese and rich tomato chtuney.

Operation

£4.00/£5.10

Roast chicken, red onion, house caesar dressing, thyme, balsamic, parmesan and lemon juice.

Overlord

£4.50/£5.60

Flaked cod fish fingers, sliced chorizo, garden pea puree and house tartar sauce.

Serious Operation

£4.80/£5.90

The Operation with added bacon and free range poached egg.

Something For The Ladies

£4.30/£5.40

Crispy bacon, avocado, spring onion, cherry tomato, chilli, coriander, parsley and lime mayo.

Thar She Blows

£4.00/£5.10

MacSween’s haggis, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Uncle Frank

£4.30/£5.40

Roast chicken, crispy bacon, cherry tomato, mixed leaves, tarragon mayo and balsamic.

Witchfynder

£3.20/£4.30

Sliced chorizo, smoked cheese, spring onions and chilli mayo,

Witchfynder General

£4.90/£6.00

The Witchfynder with added roast chicken and shredded cos lettuce.

Wrathbone

£3.80/£4.90

Sausage, tomato relish, swiss cheese, red onion and American mustard.

Steak

Steak I

£5.30/£6.40

Steak, swiss cheese, red onion and English mustard

Steak II

£5.30/£6.40

Steak, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Steak III

£5.60/£6.70

Steak, blue cheese and English mustard.

Steak IV

£5.50/£6.60

Steak, mature cheddar, chillies, red onion, and dill pickle

Classic Toasties

Classic Toastie I

£2.30

Sausage, mature cheddar and Worcestershire sauce.

Classic Toastie II

£2.30

Mozzarella, pesto and tomato.

Classic Toastie III

£2.30

Roast ham, mature cheddar and tomato.

Classic Toastie IV

£2.30

Red onion marmalade, mature cheddar and stilton

Salads

31.10.11

Mushroom & tarragon soup or chorizo, chickpea & spinach stew.

Caesar

£3.00/£4.00

Little gem lettuce, red onion, thyme, Parmesan, lemon juice, house Caesar dressing, balsamic and croûtons

Chicken Caesar

£4.00/£5.00

The Caesar with roast chicken.

Full Caesar

£5.20/£6.20

The Caesar with roast chicken, crispy bacon and a poached egg.

Greek

£4.00/£5.00

Olives, feta, red onion, oregano, red pepper, cucumber, cherry tomato, lemon juice and mixed leaves.

Baked Beans

Nuclear Beans

£3.50

Heinz beans, diced red onion, cayenne, hot sauce, worcester sauce, mature cheddar with toasted ciabatta.

Taxi For Browne

£5.50

The Nuclear Beans with added sausage, bacon and a poached egg.

Taxi Para Diego

£5.50

The Nuclear Beans with added bacon, chorizo, sweet smoked paprika and a poached egg served with garlic ciabatta.

Soup

Soup

£2.00/£2.60/£3.00

Daily freshly made soup, served with crusty french bread.

Stew

£2.60/£3.00/£3.50

Regular freshly made stew, served with crusty french bread.

Salad prices are for sit-in/take-away
Soup and stew prices are for small/medium/large

Sandwiches

Old Skool

All Day Breakfast

£3.80

Char grilled sausage, crispy bacon, free range egg mayo, tomato relish, sage and seasoning.

B.L.T.

£3.10

Crispy bacon, cherry tomatoes, mixed leaves, mayo, balsamic vinegar and pepper.

Beef I

£2.30

Roast beef, horseradish, red onion and seasoning.

Beef III

£2.40

Roast beef, English mustard, red onion and seasoning.

C.L.T.

£3.20

Roast chicken, cherry tomatoes, mixed leaves, mayo, balsamic vinegar and seasoning.

Club

£4.50

Roast chicken, crispy bacon, poached egg, cherry tomatoes, mayo, balsamic vinegar, and black pepper

Eggo

£2.00

Free range egg mayo and seasoning.

Old Faithful I

£1.90

Mature cheddar, ploughman’s pickle and black pepper.

Old Faithful II

£2.40

Roast ham, mature cheddar, ploughman’s pickle and black pepper.

Stalefish

£2.00

Mature cheddar, dill pickle, red onion and seasoning

Tuff Guy

£2.80

Roast ham, sliced French brie, mango chutney and seasoning

Turkey Swiss

2.80

Smoked turkey, Swiss cheese, American mustard and mayo

XXVII

£3.70

Roast ham, Swiss cheese, cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, dill pickle, sage, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar, mayo and seasoning

Blatantly Veggie

"Tell Me About The Rabbits, George"

£2.70

French brie, cranberry sauce, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar and seasoning

Cable Car

£3.30

Mature cheddar, red onions, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, rocket mayo, wholegrain mustard, mixed leaves, lemon juice, balsamic vinegar and seasoning.

Houmous Special

£3.10

Houmous, olives, sundried tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, mixed leaves and black pepper.

Tin

£2.00

Cherry tomatoes, cream cheese, fresh basil and seasoning

Progressive

Banjo

£3.70

Crispy bacon, feta cheese, cherry tomatoes, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice and seasoning.

Barrabas

£3.50

Char grilled chorizo, feta cheese, beetroot salsa, rocket and a hint of horseradish.

Beef II

£2.80

Roast beef, sliced chillies, mature cheddar, red onion, dill pickle, seasoning.

Chorizo Special

£2.90

Char grilled chorizo, cream cheese, sunblushed tomato and cayenne pepper

Daisy Duke

£3.60

Crispy bacon, cream cheese, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, mixed leaves, balsamic vinegar and seasoning

Eggo II

£2.80

Crispy bacon, free range egg mayo, tabasco, cayenne pepper and seasoning.

El Diablo

£3.50

Roast chicken, crispy bacon, cherry tomatoes, BBQ sauce and sweet corn puree

Et Tu, Brute?

£3.30

Sliced roast turkey, dill pickle, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, honey mustard mayo on rye bread.

Grisly Hound Of The Pit

£3.30

Roast chicken, sweetcorn puree, spring onion, cucumber, cos lettuce and tarragon mayo

Judas Rye

£3.40

Pastrami, mayo, American mustard, dill pickle, Swiss cheese and sauerkraut on rye bread.

Kronos, Be Thy Name

£3.60

Smoked sausage, Swiss cheese, char grilled pepper, dill pickle, sauerkraut, Dijon mustard and mayo.

Kwisatz Haderach

£3.50

Cajun spiced chicken, guacamole, salsa, cream cheese, char grilled peppers, red onion and chillies.

Mean Streak

£2.80

Sliced French brie, ham, red onion marmalade, black pepper.

Morning Star

£3.20

Roast ham, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, dill pickle and BBQ sauce.

No Mean Sandwich

£3.00

Ham, blue cheese, dill pickle, red onion, seasoning.

Oh...Chikado!

£3.40

Sliced roast chicken, avocado, flat-leaved parsley, spring onion, cherry vine tomatoes, mature cheddar, mayo, lemon juice, paprika, seasoning.

Pastrami Special

£2.80

Pastrami, cream cheese, chillies, dill pickle.

Power Rack!!!

£3.50

Roast chicken, sliced chorizo, mature cheddar and house chilli jam.

Sawbones

£3.30

Roast chicken, cucumber, spring onion, shredded cos, lime mayo, sweet chilli dressing and seasoning

Shreddo!!

£3.10

Shredded chicken breast, shredded cos, tarragon, Dijon mustard, lemon juice
and seasoning

Turkey Mozzarella

£3.30

Roast turkey, mozzarella, sun dried tomatoes, fresh basil, mixed leaves, lemon juice and seasoning

Medieval

Bird Of Prey

£3.70

Char grilled sausage, BBQ sauce, Swiss cheese, red onion, shredded cos, cherry vine tomatoes and seasoning.

Burn The Witch

£3.70

Char grilled chorizo, houmous, char grilled peppers, chillies, mixed leaves, red onion, squeeze of lime and seasoning.

Dragon Slayer

£3.80

Char grilled chorizo, smoked turkey, cream cheese, sliced chillies, sundried tomatoes, tabasco, lemon juice, pinch of cayenne and seasoning.

Grindstone

£3.50

Roast beef with a roasted chilli and smoked paprika dressing, cream cheese, char grilled red pepper, cherry tomatoes, spring onion, coriander and lime.

John Stearne

£3.50

Char grilled chorizo, shaved parmesan, tomato and caper salsa with mint, parsley, fresh chillies, mixed leaves and seasoning

Mouth Of The Borlott

£3.50

Char grilled sausage, crispy bacon, tomato relish, Swiss cheese, red onion and American mustard.

Nautical

Anguilla

£3.40

Oak smoked salmon, house tartar sauce, cucumber, lemon juice, fresh dill
and a grind of black pepper

Batten Down The Hatches

£3.70

Milano salami, goat’s cheese, pesto, sundried tomatoes, rocket, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice and seasoning

Cat O'Nine Tails

£3.80

Roast chicken, cherry tomatoes, Lime & coriander mayo, rocket and seasoning.

Tuna II

£2.00

Tuna mayo, sliced cucumber, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice and seasoning.

Tuna III

£2.30

Tuna mayo, red onion, Dijon mustard, fresh dill, balsamic vinegar, lemon juice and seasoning.

Tuna IV

£3.00

Tuna mayo, sweet chilli dressing, cucumber, spring onion, coriander, mint, basil, shredded cos, lemon juice balsamic vinegar and seasoning.

Miscellaneous

Salads

Baked Beans

Soup

Soup

£2.10/£2.60/£3.10

A selection of home-made soup, served with crusty french bread.

Stew

£2.60/£3.10/£3.60

A selection of home-made stew, served with crusty french bread.

Salad prices are for sit-in/take-away
Soup and stew prices are for small/medium/large

Breakfast

Rolls

Bacon

£1.75

Sausage

£1.75

MacSween's Haggis

£1.95

Stornoway Black Pudding

£1.95

Potato Scone

£1.20

Egg

£1.90

Poached, scrambled or fried.

Duck Egg

£2.50

Poached, scrambled or fried.

Extra Meat

From £0.80

Add extra bacon, sausage, MacSween's haggis or Stornoway black pudding to your roll.

Extra Veg

£0.50

Add onions, mushrooms or a tattie scone to your roll.

More Substantial

Manfosh

£3.60

A lightly toasted bagel with bacon, melted cheddar, a poached egg and brown sauce.

Eggs Benedict

£3.50

Poached eggs, bacon and hollandaise sauce served on toasted ciabatta.

Supertramp

£3.50

American style pancakes served with bacon and maple syrup.

French Toast

£4.25

With bacon and maple syrup or fresh fruit and maple syrup.

Belgian Waffles

From £2.00

With a selection of toppings.

Porridge

Plain £1.60.

With honey or maple syrup £1.90.

With fresh fruit £3.20.

Toast

Toast

£0.60

Toasted Bagel

£1.20

Jams and Spreads

£0.20

Jam, peanut butter, marmalade, marmite and chocolate spread

Drinks

Hot

Americano

£1.50/£1.70/£1.90

Cappuccino

£1.70/£2.00/£2.30

Latte

£1.70/£2.00/£2.30

Mocha

£1.70/£2.20/£2.40

Hot Chocolate

£1.50/£1.70/£2.00

Tea

£0.75/£1.00/£1.20

We have a wide selection of different teas, including: Tetley, Earl Grey, peppermint, camomile and more.

Espresso

£1.30/£1.60

Macchiato

£1.35/£1.65

Extra Shot

£0.40

Smoothies

Moore

£2.20

Vanilla ice cream, mango and pineapple juice.

Thomas

£2.20

Vanilla ice cream, raspberries, strawberries, cranberry juice and a squeeze of lime.

Monkhouse

£2.20

Blueberries, strawberries, passion fruit, banana and orange juice.

Feldman

£2.20

Kiwi fuit, passion fuit, banana and pineapple juice.

Speedwagon

£2.20

Vanilla ice cream, Oreo cookies and milk.

Cold

Cans

£0.80

Coke, Diet Coke, 7-Up, Ginger Beer, Irn-Bru and Diet Irn-Bru.

Bundaberg

£1.50

Ginger Beer and Peachee.

Tropicana Fresh Orange Juice

£1.50

With juicy bits.

Fruit Juice

£1.00

Orange, pineapple and cranberry.

Bottled Water

£0.80

Still or sparkling.

Hot drinks prices are small/medium/large

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