Served daily between 7am and 11.30am

Filled Rolls

Bacon - £1.75
Sausage - £1.75
Haggis - £1.95
Egg (fried/scrambled) - £1.90
Poached Eggs - £2.20
Potato Scone - £1.30
Add tomato, onion or potato scone for 50p.
Add bacon, egg, black pudding or sausage from 80p.
Put it on toast for 20p

More Substantial

Manfosh - £4.10
Bacon, cheddar, a poached egg and brown sauce on a toasted bagel.

Ladykiller - £4.10
Sausage, cheesy scrambled egg, and tomato sauce on a toasted bagel.

Lox - £5.00
Smoked salmon, cream cheese and scrambled egg on a toasted bagel.

Eggs benedict - £4.90
Poached eggs, bacon and hollandaise on ciabatta toast.

French toast
plain - £2.90
with bacon and maple syrup - £4.40
with fresh fruit and syrup - £4.60

The Mandrill - £6.90
Eggs your way with bacon, sausage, potato scone, black pudding, rocket, tomato and toast.

plain - £1.80
with honey or maple syrup - £2.10
with fresh fruit - £3.50

Fresh fruit salad - £2.50

with butter - £0.70
with jam, marmalade, or peanut butter - £0.90


Served daily from 11.45am
Take Away/Sit In
Sit in prices are subject to VAT. 


Operation - £4.20/£5.30
Roast chicken, red onion, leaves, house Caesar dressing, thyme, parmesan, balsamic and lemon juice.

Serious Operation - £5.50/£6.60
The Operation with added bacon and a poached egg.

Uncle Frank - £4.50/£5.60
Roast chicken, bacon, cherry tomatoes, tarragon mayo, leaves and balsamic.

Witchfynder - £3.50/£4.60
Chorizo, smoked cheese, spring onion and chilli mayo.

Witchfynder General - £5.00/£6.10
The Witchfynder with added roast chicken and shredded cos.

Thar She Blows - £4.20/£5.30
MacSweens' haggis, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Meathammer - £4.80/£5.90
MacSweens' haggis, chorizo, red onion marmalade and mature cheddar.

Nachthexen - £4.80/£5.90
MacSweens' black pudding, chorizo, goat's cheese and tomato chutney.

Meat for the Beast - £5.50/£6.60
Rodgers the Butcher burger, bacon, blue cheese, rocket mayo and fresh rocket.


Stoofa - £3.80/£4.90
Chicken, red onion, leaves, sage and thyme mayo, and lemon juice.

Stoofa Cheese - £4.20/£5.30
Stoofa with extra mature cheddar.

Stoofa Deluxe - £4.90/£5.00
Stoofa cheese with extra bacon.

Stoofa Max - £5.70/£6.80
Stoofa Deluxe with extra pastrami.

Beefcake - £4.40/£5.50
Roast beef, smoked cheddar, roast peppers, red onion, and horseradish mayo.

Firewalker - £4.30/£5.40
Turkey, mature cheddar, sundried tomato, red onion, chillies, and lemon juice.

Firewalker Deluxe - £4.80/£5.90
Firewalker with extra bacon, hot sauce, and cayenne pepper.

Veggie Firewalker - £3.90/£5.00
Firewalker with roast pepper instead of turkey.

Man From Iran - £4.50/£5.60
Chicken, smoked cheese, roast peppers, courgette, red onion, chillies, hot sauce, cayenne pepper, and lemon juice.

Woman From Iran - £4.30/£5.40
Man From Iran with aubergine instead of chicken.

Ruebens - £4.50/£5.60
Pastrami, Swiss cheese, dill pickle, sauerkraut, and American mustard mayo.

Mr Bolland's Cutlass - £4.80/£5.90
Chicken, ham, Swiss cheese, red onion, leaves, and BBQ sauce.

Loggins - £4.50/£5.60
Goat's cheese, roast peppers, olives, red onion, pine nuts, sundried tomato, basil, herb oil, and balsamic.

The Lovely Nancy - £3.50/£4.60
Mozzarella, cherry tomato, basil, balsamic, and olive oil.

Iron Monger - £4.00/£5.10
Tuna mayo, Swiss cheese, cherry tomato, cucumber, red onion, and leaves.


All £2.75

Sausage, mature cheddar, and Worcestershire sauce.

Mozzarella, pesto, and cherry tomato.

Ham, mature cheddar, and cherry tomato.

Red onion marmalade, mature cheddar, and blue cheese.


All served with toast

Nuclear Beans - £4.00
Baked beans, mature cheddar, red onion, cayenne pepper, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce.

Taxi for Browne - £6.00
Nuclear Beans with extra bacon, sausage, and poached egg.

Taxi Para Diego - £6.00
Nuclear Beans with extra bacon, chorizo, and poached egg. 


Caesar - £3.10/£4.20
Leaves, red onion, parmesan, lemon juice, balsamic, croutons, and Caesar dressing.

Chicken Caesar - £4.20/£5.30
Caesar with extra chicken.

Full Caesar - £5.50/£6.60
Chicken Caesar with extra bacon and poached egg.

Greek - £4.50/£5.60
Leaves, olives, feta, red onion, roast peppers, cucumber, cherry tomato, courgette, mint, oregano, basil, and lemon juice.


All £2.50

Blueberry, strawberry, passionfruit, banana, and orange juice.

Raspberry, strawberry, cranberry juice, and ice cream.

Mango, pineapple, pineapple juice, and ice cream.

Kiwi, passionfruit, banana, pineapple, and pinapple juice.

Oreo Speedwagon
Oreo cookies, ice cream, and milk.